rust in my crust

When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.

Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.

by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Crust

Verb - to crust something

To finish or complete something, usually an argument.
Originated in the rhyming slang "Crusty Bread" meaning "'nuff said"

Batman would kick spider-man's ass
No he wouldn't, spider-man is way better!
Will you guys shut up and crust it?

by Chadders66 April 5, 2011

Crusted Ohio Pickle

Someone born in ohio has a fried chicken like infection on their penis with a Pickled-Smell wih a hint of cheese.

My buddy erick has a Crusted Ohio Pickle

by SlipperyAnus32 April 13, 2024

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024

Crust

A crust is a word used for a some sort of itchy area that turns flakey

Oh no I think I'm becoming to get crusty

by Bethany2002 December 27, 2015

butt crust

its when someone fart on your butt and it get crust in your butt crack. Or you don't wipe your self good

you have butt crust eeewww

by riyriy December 9, 2019