coofie

n. a roofied cookie

"I couldn't remember anything after I ate that chocolate chip coofie"

by JeanneConrad February 26, 2010

crooked

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

by Alexis February 21, 2005

coofer

A released past version of a test used for studying

The teacher told us not to rely too heavily on the coofer she sent out. She said that questions could be re-worded on the real test.

by Bryant L. February 21, 2008

crooch

A noticeable outward rounding of the mons veneris (or mons pubis) due to unusual collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone extending to the vulva, on an otherwise thin and sexy body.

It encompasses the pudendal cleft and might or might not extend to the full length of the labia majora.

According to some, a real crooch is one whose preponderance hides the clitoral hood and, completely or in part, the labia minora.

Generally used with a positive connotation.

Introduced in northern New Mexico, from crotch and pooch: literally a pooch on the crotch.

I love your crooch.
Your crooch is so sexy.
That's not a crooch, you're just fat.
Such a smoking bod, and with a crooch too.

by xtn June 7, 2011

croob

crazy ass noob. One who exhibits buckwild qualities of enthusiasm and outlandish behavior, while remaining inexperienced to the world.

Jenn: Me croob.

by turd ferguson1 October 29, 2008

Coofball

Cute + Goofball = Coofball.

Stacy Webb is a coofball.

by Dantevus Achera October 9, 2011

The Croods

A horror/thriller documentary based on Armenian defeat in WW1. Directed by amateur film producer, Montgomery Python it is known as one of the best films of the last decade. It is renowned for its powerful imagery and clever wit. Mild-mannered professional athlete Woodrow Wilson is abducted by the Vietnamese Second Army, a cult of sea dwelling quadrupeds from Saturn. He tries his hardest to return home to his cat, Fido, but must first find the ancient sword of lore. His action packed adventure leads him to the one place he swore he would never return to... You will be on the floor laughing multiple times!

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the 10th Star Wars movie?
Person 2: Yeah! It was amazing my expectations haven't been that subverted since I saw The Croods in 1983!

by DankiBuddha November 28, 2019