Kurt Cobain

lead singer of the best band there ever was. at 14 he said he was going to grow up and be a great rocker and kill himself, going out w/ tons of glory. he did, krist and dave knew he was going to(they had to have, read the lyrics to u know yr right), and said he did it b/c it's better to burn out than to fade away.

by Jay July 12, 2003

cobain'd

To have shotten yourself in the head (preferably with a shotgun) in the act of commiting suicide.

Poor Allan cobain'd before he could solve his problems. Suicide is so sad.

by suicide is fucking funny November 8, 2003

Kurt Cobain

The seat behind the front passenger seat in a car...i.e. "behind shotgun."

1: "Shotgun!"
2: "Dammit...Kurt Cobain!"
1: "What?"
2: "Right behind you...now scoot up."

by VooDooXII April 21, 2009

Kurt Cobained

When a woman drugs you with rohypnoled then shoots you with a shotgun setting it up to look like suicide. Then gets all your money to herself

jeff: dude did you hear brian ate a shotgun?
evan: naw man that aint even what happened. that bitch wife of his totally Kurt Cobained him.
jeff: no way! what a cunt!

by vagpounder24/7 September 18, 2011

Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 5, 2004

Cobained

An abnormally large amount of male semen released from the penis that builds up over a period of time with no masturbation, sexual acts, or any activity involving semen release.

"Dude, I hadn't jerked it in a week and a few days ago Mary was blowin' my dolphin and I totally cobained it right in her throat!"

by mumanderso April 3, 2009

kurt cobain

annoying punk ass whiny bitch. it was a blessing to the rock industry that he died.

smells like teen spirit by kurt cobain is the most whiny, bitchy song ever sung.

by syphek October 8, 2008