cockeran

When an individual is riding you so bad that you need Johnny Cockeran to get them to stop riding you.

This chic was on my dick so bad, I needed Cockeran to get her off.

by kb rocks May 9, 2006

Cockerel Eyes

how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow

"You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morning squire!"

"You eyes are like Cockerel eyes embedded in a man's face!"

by andybased May 6, 2008

concierge

the guy who takes your luggage to your room and takes messages and makes reservations for you at a hotel!!!

think of ..... the guy at the front desk of the hotel in Home Alone 2 hes a concierge.

by Krisd September 24, 2005

Cockerspaniel drop

To sit over someones face and take a shit in their mouth, white having a leash connected from their neck to your nipples or genitals.

After oral, me and Dan did the Cockerspaniel drop

by Shannen January 13, 2005

concerned citizen

A concerned citizen is a citizen of a country, often uneducated or stupid, that is concerned by a subject recently brought to his attention, most of the time by the media but can also be from other, more local sources, like a neighbor, even if the subject never affected his life in any way prior to the hearing of it.

Fox news started talking about them Muslims in Iraq. Now, it's the only thing Bob talks about, nowadays. He's such a concerned citizen. But what about the middle east? He keeps asking. God!

by MisterMaximvs April 18, 2018

Concern troll

A sleazy way to discredit anyone who disagrees with your point of view, especially if that point of view can cause physical harm to others.

So, I read your comment about the 400 pound mother who suffered health complications during pregnancy and I'd like you to know you are a total concern troll trying to push your skinny privilege on others!

by RazorEm March 30, 2015

Concerned citizen

A concerned citizen is a citizen of a country that is extremely concerned about a subject he just saw on TV, even if said subject does not affect his life in the slightest. Sometimes, the concern becomes permanent. When that happens, it is considered a mental illness.

There's no Muslims in town, and yet, ever since Fox news informed Jon of the dangers Muslims represents, he bought himself a gun for self defense. He's a very concerned citizen.

by MisterMaximvs September 23, 2017