choadtoad

a small frog like man who is wider than tall and looks like he has a member to match. similar to japanese blow toe

louis was a a small man but some would go as far as to call him a choadtoad

by blazed ninja April 13, 2010

Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

by OmegaHOT69 July 13, 2010

choad

The fine line between right and wrong

Danniel should never have goaded the choad.

by phat dan January 14, 2005

choadii

Plural form of wordCHOAD/word

"I can't stand to look at CHOADII..."

by Thadius Miller October 4, 2003

choadsmoker

One of those nuMetal kids who are to retarded to know how to "throw the goat". Often found listening to Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Linkin Park, and post-black album Metallica.

Anyone stupid kid at Ozzfest.

by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003

choad

one who cannot beat my crash score on burnout2

ben, you are a choad.
eat choad, you choad.
I hope u die....choad.

by k August 2, 2004

choad

A common misconstrued slang word originating from a confused noun version of the actual word chaos.

It was a choad of a song, with no actual structure the musicians continued to ride it on the sheer reaction of the audience.

by J. Corinne Gordon May 27, 2003