Human Oil Change 

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.

Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"

Human Oil Change by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014

The Great Change 

post 9/11, when Americans started to realise the truth, the truth that they have been screwed in the ass so badly that they have became blind, that now the powers that be take huge advantage of this by starting oil wars, spreading fear and raging hate.

Not this time.

America has had enough-its now time to show your patriotism, not by sitting and leaving it to the fat cats in the house, but by making a change ourselfs, by not putting up with it any longer.

I have nothing against the American people, theyre just like the rest of us-fragile.

But i will not stand for a government that pushes others about, ignore the UN, and be's a complete C***.

Bush thought he could swing this war, that by the time hes out of power nobody would know a thing.

Not so. More secrets are found every day, more people are knowing, caring.
Keep it that way.

Show your true colours America. Show us youre not anti-immigrant, religous madmen, unthinking robots who are commanded, not led. Show you dont care what sexual diversity people have, taht all men should be treated equally and that you do love your planet. Dont be ruled by people less intelligent than you, like Bush the 2nd.

The mind is the greatest thing ever given to us. Use it well.

Patriotism is a sign of a weakening government, on its last knees and using its last tactics to win its battle.

We are winning. We will win. We must.

The Great Change by Biafra J July 29, 2004

oil change 

To have sex after a long period of absentience.

Ashanti finally had his oil change after 2 months of being single.

oil change by Nefearious K. December 20, 2004

lane change no blinker 

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.

while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.

lane change no blinker by johnny lurline February 17, 2007

chip change 

The "currency" used when paying for an item while using a computer or smart phone.

Follows the nomenclature of other established currencies which all start with the letter "c" – cash, credit, credit card, check, coin

Some times shortened to "chips"

When Joe said he didn't have any change for the vending machine Nicole said, "Just wave your phone at it. It takes chip change."

chip change by strikeswhilehot October 21, 2010

Hairy Change 

A collection of money made up of coins and a few crumpled notes.

Mate owed me £20 and he paid me in hairy change, man.

Hairy Change by GambitsRogueHand January 2, 2012

Key Change 

A key change is when you change the key of a song (often at the last chorus of the song).

E.g. F# major to G# major is a key change.

So what's your favorite part of the song, Jim?
Oh, I love the key change at the last chorus. It gives you those chills.

Key Change by barkingmerc May 6, 2018