Cesar Chavez Day

It's a day when all the wetbacks get together to celebrate an evil dictator and drink tequila till all the Mexican women are pregnant. In reality it's just a day for all the illegals to claim a day off because they complained so much the government gave it to them.

"Man esay, I got so f*cked up on Cesar Chavez Day"

by Humboldt_Poncho March 30, 2009

Cesar

A personality type on group chats. Typically uses the words "accurate" or "oml" or "dying". Can be applied to any of the 63 genders. Probably high.

No one knows how the Cesar got into the group chat, he was just kind of there

by Name_definer😂😎😎🤓😜🍍🍑 November 11, 2016

Tuna Cassaro

When you ejaculate into a tuna casserol

"We have a selection of pork chop, ribs and Tuna Cassaro"

by Blake Stone July 2, 2008

Cesar

a fat cow

man look at that cesar over there!

by Cesar Majiz August 23, 2016

Cesar Martinez Jr.

A midget that eats rolandos cabreras ass

Fuck that Cesar Martinez Jr. cunt

by banjothebear May 24, 2017

cassara

An amazing person who will make your day brighter. Even with her high-pitched voice, she will never be annoying. She is smart and funny. She is usually very shy when it comes to adults, but when it's just you and her she will definitely say what is on her mind. (Zombies make my feet tingle)) She will have a boyfriend who's name starts with a K and ends with a B. She will eat her chips with chopsticks and be ticklish almost everywhere. Her socks will be better than yours and she is a fast runner. And even though she will do stupid things that will embarrass the heck out of you, you'll always stay by her side. I couldn't ask for a better friend. Btw, don't even freaking try, you freaking little six graders!! <3 <3 <3
<3

Dang cassara be hella hot

by bigbeedoh129 November 24, 2018

julian ceasar

a combination of rum with coke and vodka with tomato juice

a julian ceasar!

by urbandefining March 26, 2010