Boob Dialing

When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.

-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!

*Takes out phone from bra*

--Who Was Calling You?

-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!

by Giardino♥ October 16, 2009

boob sock

Term, presumably, coined by comic critic Dirk Deppy, used to describe drawing habit (mostly in comics and manga) where female upper clothes or armor are displayed the way, that they wrap around breasts, implying, that actual clothing piece or armor plate has special department for boobs. This comes from many (mainly male) comic or manga artists, thinking, that any cloth would automatically conform to the female breasts, where in reality they haven't seen a real boob once in their life.

This shirt has built -in boob socks!

by Seraph Fawkes July 18, 2016

Boobs Mcgee

The nickname given to the girl inthe room flaunting her chest the most.

"check out Boobs McGee over there"

by August April 7, 2003

boob-kiss

It is when a girl unknowingly lets her breast or "boob" touch one's cheek or lips

Dude, when Melissa hugged me while I was sitting down,she boob-kissed me! SWEET!!!

by JULESMAR September 30, 2008

Boob Cheese

The skin, sweat, and biological matterial that accumulates underneath large, unclean breasts

"Paul was having a good time playing with Brittany's tits until he discovered flakes of boob cheese underneath her breasts."

by Mo'lester July 3, 2016

boob floober

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.

Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!

by gay loser baby August 19, 2014

Boob Static

A distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose breasts are either obviously large, or are on display.

"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"

"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."

by sarzia September 30, 2011