Washing the boat

Another term used to describe masturbating.

Mom: what are you doing in there!?

Son: washing the boat...

Mom: ok.

Son: HA! she fell for it (jerking off sounds)

Mom: Wait a minute, he doesnt have a boat in his room...

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Boat hold

A large compartment on a boat designed to hold other boats, jet skis, or other aquatic vehicles.

Let me check my boat hold to see if I have a smaller boat that is more to your liking.

by Erilict April 9, 2010

boat o'clock

time for boat stuff

Its boat o'clock; i'm so glad were on this schooner!

by Banana Pooer times a thousand January 19, 2004

Boat hoe

Teenage girl who goes on cruises for the sole purpose of fucking. But they no class so it's usually on a bench or some shit. The equivilent of sleeping with a sex doll

Matthew: hey I lost virginity to a boat hoe

Chris: shut up Matthew that's the 15th time you've told me.

by ThottiePatrol69 February 28, 2018

Boat Poon

When visiting a riverboat casino and there happen to be slutty looking girls hanging around the entrance. They are near the boat - they will sell their poon. Hence the name - Boat Poon.

(Walking to the boat)

Ben: Hey look at those girls?

Clay: Yep, Boat Poon!

by Nick A Brown May 7, 2008

Blow boat

Noun. A flamboyant male homosexual.

(Portmanteau word coined from "Blow job" & "Show boat.")

"Sir Elton John is nothing but an ol' blow boat!" Keith Richards hissed during his recent press conference when asked about whether the Grammy & Oscar-winning songwriter would be composing a song for the upcoming Royal Wedding.

by Chance Wayne April 29, 2011

Motor-Boating

The act of making an engine noise when sticking your face in a woman's BOOBS.

Michael: Did you hear what John did last night?
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008