Tug Boat

a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night

Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise

by Jake March 7, 2004

Boat hold

A large compartment on a boat designed to hold other boats, jet skis, or other aquatic vehicles.

Let me check my boat hold to see if I have a smaller boat that is more to your liking.

by Erilict April 9, 2010

Blow boat

Noun. A flamboyant male homosexual.

(Portmanteau word coined from "Blow job" & "Show boat.")

"Sir Elton John is nothing but an ol' blow boat!" Keith Richards hissed during his recent press conference when asked about whether the Grammy & Oscar-winning songwriter would be composing a song for the upcoming Royal Wedding.

by Chance Wayne April 29, 2011

Boat Poon

When visiting a riverboat casino and there happen to be slutty looking girls hanging around the entrance. They are near the boat - they will sell their poon. Hence the name - Boat Poon.

(Walking to the boat)

Ben: Hey look at those girls?

Clay: Yep, Boat Poon!

by Nick A Brown May 7, 2008

Boat hoe

Teenage girl who goes on cruises for the sole purpose of fucking. But they no class so it's usually on a bench or some shit. The equivilent of sleeping with a sex doll

Matthew: hey I lost virginity to a boat hoe

Chris: shut up Matthew that's the 15th time you've told me.

by ThottiePatrol69 February 28, 2018

Boat Bitch

1. The person, usually male, who is responsible for getting the boat out of storage, gassing it up, prepping it with all the toys, music etc. Then putting it in the water cleaning it afterward and taking it back to storage. Due to the stress of the responsibility he may seem bitchy or grouchy.
2. The guest on your boat who brags about how his other friends boats is bigger, better, faster, more toys, better sound system. He/she can't just enjoy the moment but constantly bitches,complains,brags.

1. If I am getting the boat you better have ready all the food, drinks, towels, and whoever is going on the boat here on time and be ready, I'm not your boat bitch!

2. My other friend has a boat like yours but its bigger and faster. He also has these cool toys and his system

by Sacramento Ron August 25, 2013

Washing the boat

Another term used to describe masturbating.

Mom: what are you doing in there!?

Son: washing the boat...

Mom: ok.

Son: HA! she fell for it (jerking off sounds)

Mom: Wait a minute, he doesnt have a boat in his room...

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004