National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.

Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022

Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

sussy bloke

Bloke who is suspiciously sus

Jac: Do you know who playboi carti is?
Billy: Jacs a sussy bloke’

by Billieeilishsuperfan July 14, 2023

Poor blokeism

Running to banksy

Running to banksy at a social is poor blokeism

by Cjmeumcc May 28, 2023

Youtube Bloke

A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.

At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.

Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.

by Leonard Kelly January 10, 2024

Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024

Odd bloke

The scariest creature to ever exist in this entire multiverse, 100% will kill you violently

Oi that’s an odd bloke innit,I’m a bit stuck in the mud

by Bomboooccclllaaattt May 3, 2025