Beaning

verb: Being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. The act of getting lost.

Friend 1 "Dude where are you?"
Friend 2 "I have no idea I'm Beaning."

by DeltaTuesdays March 12, 2013

the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

beakin

Dangerous. Getting highly intoxicated from large doses of drugs or alcohol in a small amount of time causing a person to pass out or become out of it or very ill. Usually taken place at parties or teenage get togathers.

Sam- Bro. Do you remember last night? We were beakin so hard. i passed out and i have no idea what happend.
Adam- i know man! Its sad for my brain cells!

Tom- We beakin tonight bro?
Dan- Hell naw. You tryin to die?

by Fogol Manogolllll! June 16, 2009

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

Beatin' On The Cretin

Synonymous with "spanking the money" or "choking the chicken". A reference to human male masturbation, or self gratification, via manipulation of one's own male genitalia. Based on either a reinterpretation, or misinterpretation, of the Ramones' classic hit song "Cretin Hop". Most likely to be used by a person who identifies with "punk-rock" or is in fact a "punk-rocker". Punk-rocker is a term used in the Ramones' classic hit song "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker".

1) Dude, that lap-dance was so hot and heavy, I think he's in the bathroom beatin' on the cretin right now.

2) My roommate has porno mags all over his room. I always knock on the door, cuz I don't wanna get post traumatic sex disorder from catching him beatin' on the cretin.

by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012

beating somebody down to a lie

This is an old fashioned way of simply saying that somebody is lying. Most of the time, the liar is really trying to convince the person of that lie. The lie may be repeated, the liar may argue, and even tell more lies to reinforce the original lie. Beating somebody down to a lie can also be expressed as beating somebody down to a pack of lies, when several different lies are told.

He beat me down to a lie. He said he hadn't been drinking and the whole time he smelled of alcohol so strong you wouldn't believe it. It's really sick how he can be beating somebody down to a lie like he does. I think he has himself convinced he's telling the truth.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 September 23, 2013

Beavenite

Beavenite is a compound that can exist as a gas, solid or liquid. It is secreted by the female of most species and has a psychoactive effect on males of the species. Males when exposed to Beavenite can have any or all of the following side effects/symptoms: flurg neck, wood, really poor judgement, lying, acute 'splaining to do, excessive hygiene, kids, hyperTinder, persistent self gratification, narcolabido and remorse.

I have no idea what happened last night. I'm at the club, she walks by, a fog of beavanite hits me and I wake up at her place.

I can't go to spring break next week, my doctor said I am allergic to beavenite.

by Pfelgin Negnar October 31, 2014