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Beavenite 

Beavenite is a compound that can exist as a gas, solid or liquid. It is secreted by the female of most species and has a psychoactive effect on males of the species. Males when exposed to Beavenite can have any or all of the following side effects/symptoms: flurg neck, wood, really poor judgement, lying, acute 'splaining to do, excessive hygiene, kids, hyperTinder, persistent self gratification, narcolabido and remorse.
I have no idea what happened last night. I'm at the club, she walks by, a fog of beavanite hits me and I wake up at her place.

I can't go to spring break next week, my doctor said I am allergic to beavenite.
Beavenite by Pfelgin Negnar October 31, 2014
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Beaverized 

To be blessed with the presence of Justin Beaver. Although he is commonly mistaken by the teen sensation "Justin Bieber" he will tell you right away that he is not this person.
You've officially been beaverized.

What does that mean??

To be blessed with my presence. Take it like a man/woman absorb the greatness.
Beaverized by JustinBeaver May 29, 2010

Cesar Benavente 

a woodpecker, known for selling tacos (Cesar Benavente Tacos) and cakes (Big Benavente Cakes)
Bruh, there goes Cesar Benavente. What a woodpecker...
Cesar Benavente by Ness_Okey October 7, 2020

Beaverteen 

Ratchet culture deprived teenagers who live in the suburb Beaverton, Oregon. Will say they live in Portland, but lie. Most likely go to Westview or Sunset. Often found at Chipotle, Jamba Juice, or hanging out in their suburban neighborhoods.
I had to take the SAT at Sunset and it was full of beaverteens; literally every girl was wearing uggs and had curled hair it was hell.
Beaverteen by grainssss January 3, 2017

Beaverised 

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.
"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
Beaverised by D.E March 18, 2004

Beaveritis

Inflamation of the brain from being obseesed with beavers.
When I can't sleep I get beaveritis.
Beaveritis by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018

blaventen 

A mix between the colors oraven and grób.
My favorite color is blaventen.
blaventen by Blaventen April 24, 2023
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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