Beavenite is a compound that can exist as a gas, solid or liquid. It is secreted by the female of most species and has a psychoactive effect on males of the species. Males when exposed to Beavenite can have any or all of the following side effects/symptoms: flurg neck, wood, really poor judgement, lying, acute 'splaining to do, excessive hygiene, kids, hyperTinder, persistent self gratification, narcolabido and remorse.
I have no idea what happened last night. I'm at the club, she walks by, a fog of beavanite hits me and I wake up at her place.
I can't go to spring break next week, my doctor said I am allergic to beavenite.
I can't go to spring break next week, my doctor said I am allergic to beavenite.
by Pfelgin Negnar October 31, 2014
Get the Beavenite mug.To be blessed with the presence of Justin Beaver. Although he is commonly mistaken by the teen sensation "Justin Bieber" he will tell you right away that he is not this person.
You've officially been beaverized.
What does that mean??
To be blessed with my presence. Take it like a man/woman absorb the greatness.
What does that mean??
To be blessed with my presence. Take it like a man/woman absorb the greatness.
by JustinBeaver May 29, 2010
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Get the Cesar Benavente mug.Ratchet culture deprived teenagers who live in the suburb Beaverton, Oregon. Will say they live in Portland, but lie. Most likely go to Westview or Sunset. Often found at Chipotle, Jamba Juice, or hanging out in their suburban neighborhoods.
I had to take the SAT at Sunset and it was full of beaverteens; literally every girl was wearing uggs and had curled hair it was hell.
by grainssss January 3, 2017
Get the Beaverteen mug.The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.
"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."
"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Get the Beaveritis mug.My favorite color is blaventen.
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