BALD MARTIN

Very bald and is a solid bloke so don’t mess with

What’s for dinner BALD MARTIN

BEANZ AND BURGERS

by JaMeSsPlIfF November 12, 2019

Bald headed bitch

Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.

Girl, have you seen Brandon?

No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.

by Messyqueen February 26, 2020

balding

when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding

"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"

by Zaniel November 28, 2021

wrestling the bald headed champ

to masterbate

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.

by petergripper December 31, 2008

baldin

An offshoot of the term "ballin."

An event so old or out of style that if it was human, it would be losing its hair.

Of or relating to old men, generally unhip, who are losing their hair.

Dude1: Dude! I just bought some brand new Pokemon cards!
Dude2: Those are so baldin.
Dude1: Oh snap! When did they go out of style?
Dude2: Years ago, dude.
Dude1: Damn.

by Two Tone Troll September 10, 2007

Bald headed

A person who is annoying

And does WAY TO MUCH
And you just wanna smack

Stop touching stuff with yo bald headed self

by Niya smith January 18, 2021

bald man in a boat

1. Vagina. slang, from a birds eye view.
2. or a bald man...in a boat

1. She's got a nice bald man in a boat!
2. hey look, for some strange reason there's a bald man in a boat sailing down the river!

by Fra Markham January 20, 2004