Batero

Battery powered camaro

My batero has 900 horsepower.

by BigWill80 June 21, 2019

Batefap

The fucking coolest masturbation addict on Earth , smokes all the shards faps for 24-48 hours per sesh minimum

Dude I'm so spun, I'm gonna go batefap for days.

by linguistic_jesus June 23, 2019

Bates

The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.

Wow my cocks large, Bates.

by Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy October 29, 2019

baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

Bates

A sketchy individual who Flood’s your phone with filthy messages that are meant to be somewhat cryptic in hopes that you’ll give chase.

Mike, this dude is totally Bates’ing me right now, just sent me 10 messages in a row. I can tell all is not as it seems so not gonna dignify with a response.

by JAROLL June 22, 2020

bateal

A very psychotic, funny, and smart person who has the personality of a demon. They also act happy and are very dark inside.

Jeez, you have a very bateal mindset.

by skylove123 September 10, 2020

bateb

A person who is very skinny and they are quite funny, they most likely have a friend named maya or mia, they are also most likely to have an intolerance to something, usually dairy or gluten.

Hello bateb, how are you.

by Maya Hargreaves September 12, 2020