To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.
As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.
Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.
He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.
Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.
He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.
by PeeEyeEmAye January 12, 2012
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Get the Niffle Baker mug.the art of sticking cod, salmon or any other fish up ones vagina and slowly baking it under the sun. After four days of slowly roasting the end product is removed and is eaten up the asshole.
Oliver: What you having for lunch?
Henry: dunno my fat ass mum is one of those FISH BAKERS!
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Oliver: Your weird get the fuck away from me.
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