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wrong end of the shaft

Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).

Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.

While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)
Figurative:
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."

Literal:
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."
by cpt_beef November 19, 2011
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Wrongversation

A conversation that should never be had, with the potential to traumatise one or more participants
"Dad was telling me what a great lay my mum was as I ran away screaming 'wrongversation, wrongversation' with my hands over my ears"

"I think I need to see the therapist after the wrongversation I just had with my ex about her new man's tongue technique"
by pithyoneliner October 14, 2012
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wrongdezvous: an incorrect or untrue rendezvous.
"A dater had a 'wrongdezvous' with another dater." - says a satirist
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wrongfident

A state of being where one is both incorrect and absolutely sure they are correct.
James is so wrongfident in his belief that dogs are marsupials
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wrong lane

When a guy is trying to stick his dick in a girl's vagina but accidentally sticks it in the girl's butt.
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Wrongwraith

Any massively evil toolbar ruining shot for everybody else on an ongoing basis
Steve Bannon is Trump's #1 Wrongwraith.
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wrong swamp

Formal: This term is used primarily when walking into a wrong classroom during the beginning of the semester.
Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs

Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.
Jim: “Hey guys I’m going to try to invade the enemy’s base and place a sentry...OMG it was the wrong swamp guys! Wrong Swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!
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