wardone

a person who likes to ratio people

look it's wardone the ratio god.

by RATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO October 13, 2021

Warda

A scary ahh mf whos just a cool kid

Omg warda makes me so cool shes so cool

by Joe Ryling September 9, 2022

hardy wardy

boner that u can see through ur clothes

shaun had a hardy wardy in physics
zach has a hardy wardy when he talks to liz

by Torat October 29, 2007

crazy Ward

Crazy Ward is a term for a completely uncalled for and over-the-top freak out, reminiscent of a psych ward patient.

It happens when the victim gets set off by some minor issue, then flips out causing onlookers to believe the victim belongs in a crazy ward.

The freak out is characterized by very loud shouts of angst and can be accompanied by vicious wall-banging.

Man I think he's about to pull a Crazy Ward, we better run for cover

by slaphappyskunk June 4, 2009

DOW-ward spiral

Like a downward spiral, but is more severe to reflect the dramatically declining DOW

God, he is on a DOW-ward spiral these days. He needs to get it together.

by tleger2011 September 14, 2011

fuel warden

A guy that will give you only 2 options if you dont have enough money to pay for your gas after fueling. Also known as a Wegster. Option 1 is to run or drive away like a bat out of hell and hope to god you dont get caught by a green Mercury Tracer. Option 2 is he will have sex with your wife in front of you and then wait 18 years for your daughter to be born and then have sex with her snagglepuss also. It ends with a hebrew national cockshake or a fruit salad wink with a smile that will make your turds shiver in fear back into your ass basket.

I went and got gas today but forgot my wallet. I realized i had to deal with the law of the fuel warden. I didnt want to spend the money i saved for my whiskey so I left my wife to get a Wegster. I knew shed never experienced a hebrew national, so i figured it was a win, win. Little did i know that this asshole decided to wait 19 years instead of 18 and ate the embryo he first created after the first 4 months and then Wegstered my wife again. He then proceded to wait the typical 18 years to chili dog my daughter.

by papa beast mode September 1, 2011

Time Warden

Someone that is never late, nor will tolerate anyone else being late.

Let's go boys! Your game starts in 32 minutes!
Damn Steve, your mom is such a Time Warden!

by BrendaLynda September 9, 2011