fancy uncle

A homosexual sugar daddy

I'm meeting my fancy uncle for dinner and drinks later.

by awesometimefuntown May 3, 2016

Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 12, 2019

The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

Tiny Uncle

An uncle who is younger than you

This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.

by tiny mommy October 3, 2022

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Uncle Klauss

the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.

"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!

by footbandit69 February 11, 2010

Uncle Shaddy

the name of an ancient god in norse mythology, meaning "Father of Awesome". Uncle Shaddy is said to have the ability to shoot spaghetti from his finger tips, piss pure alcohol and fart cheetoes. Today Uncle Shaddy is used as a term indicating, PARTY!

Dude! Let go Uncle Shaddy! I'll grab the beer you get the cheetoes.

by BlackParadox January 11, 2012