Toobin'

To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.

Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.

by kb1035 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Pulling your pecker out in a business meeting.

I thought I turned off my camera when I decided it was a good time to Toobin

by GeneralPepe October 19, 2020

Toobin

Getting caught playing with yourself on a Zoom call.

Dude, did you hear Jeff got caught Toobin on Zoom last night?

by badlandskid October 19, 2020

Toobin

The unbridled action of masturbating during a zoom meeting, often done with co workers.

The meeting was taking way too long, so I started toobin.

by tfc1059 October 19, 2020

toobin'

masturbating while on a Zoom call, especially if it’s with coworkers and you get caught because you thought your camera was off

Did you hear Jeff got fired for toobin' during a staff meeting? For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t do that on his own time?

by Thom Quorke October 19, 2020

Toobin

Rubbing one out during a Zoom meeting

I don't think Richie knew his camera was on whole he was Toobin.

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Toobin

Jerking off during a live video call.

Named after now former CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on video during a Zoom call.

"I totally need to toobin. Sara looks so good in our weekly all hands."

by anonymous October 19, 2020