turdfork

n. an object that is unnecessary and utterly unpleasant. 2. something useless and/or distasteful

James is really proud of his vintage U2 poster, but I think it's kind of a turdfork.

by Nohono July 24, 2011

Tina Turner

A term for a user of crystal meth, a.k.a. "TINA", whose personality does a complete and drastic change and/or "TURN" for the worst. This resulting from either being up for at least 4 days or immediately after injecting "Tina" intravenously, aka "slamming".

"GUUUUUUUUURL!!! Did you see Chad after he slammed last night? What a hot mess. TOTAL "TINA TURNER". He totally ruined the sex party.

by One Funny Bastid November 29, 2014

turn me on

i feel horny

turn me on

by Giselle May 27, 2004

Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."

Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.

by TheRealDoctorPepper January 29, 2010

Turnip

A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid.

"You know that kid in biology class? He's such a turnip."

by Fionafiasco May 13, 2008

turf

bay area dance, exclusive shit
original hyphy dance

'ay can u turf?'
"hell yea, u know i can"

by WOA May 26, 2006

Will Turner

Will Turner has pirate's blood in him, yet he practises with a sword three hours a day, so that when he meets a pirate, he can kill him. A bit odd, eh matey? On his journey he ends up travelling with the famous and worst pirate of all, Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootsrtap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
We're going to steal a ship. That ship?
This is either madness or brilliance.
It wasn't your blood they needed, it was my father's blood, my blood, the blood of a pirate.

by Rebecca November 26, 2003