lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

zube tube

a cardboard toilet paper or paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets - through which the byproduct smoke from lighting parts of the Cannabis Sativa plant can be exhaled. the telltale odour of said narcotic is thus converted into the pleasant smell of spring meadows, or ocean breeze.

"hey brosef, you wanna set me up with the zube tube?"
"that bitch came over and asked for his zube tube back."

by str8upG November 19, 2006

sour tube

When you bust a load into somebodys rectum, they fart it out into a test tube, mix it with food coloring, shake it up, and sell it as that sour gooey stuff.

Mike Schmitt made a sour tube with the help of Pete.

by The LINDus River Valley October 14, 2003

splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007

PENNSYLVANIA TUBE SOCK

The act of pushing your entire socked foot into your partners vagina or rectum.

My feet were cold so I gave my wife a Pennsylvania tube sock last night and they warmed right up

by Dirk FaceMan January 21, 2011

Jacuzzi Tube

A Jacuzzi Tube is a sexual euphamism, similar to "Dirty Sanchez," which refers to anal intercourse where the receiver farts while being penetrated.

My girlfriend had mexican food for dinner last night and couldn't stop farting as I fucked her in the ass... It felt great! Like jacuzzi jets all over my cock! Viva la Jacuzzi Tube!!!

by Betsy A June 17, 2007

popper tube

the entry to your womb. "popper" because having a baby is also known as "popping".

that woman is about to have a baby. crikey, it's coming out her popper tube right this minute!

by Patricia Macchina September 8, 2006