Tootsie

A woman’s vagina or wet ass pussy aka WAP

Him: that girl I hooked up with last night had the worst odor coming from her tootsie

His boy: damn I woulda sprayed sum frabreeze in that Jon

by Glogang445 August 15, 2020

toots

a person, usually a woman, who has great difficulty controlling the arms (especially hands - gripping, holding, clasping) and legs

"who smashed all the fucking crockery?"

"toots"

by Das Fox March 30, 2012

Toots McGee

1) n. these are two words, that when paired together, form a name for any blue Jeep Cherokee on the road...

2) n. the brother of Mr. Nurps McGee...

1) "Damn! I locked the keys to the Toots Mcgee inside the luggage that bares your name!"

2) "If Nurps Mcgee ever comes 'round these here parts again, I'll go fetch Toots Mcgee to cut his duke off!"

by Adam Crabtree (of TMF fame) February 28, 2004

tootsie roll

When a male/female eats a turd that has been stuck in between someones ass cheeks for weeks.

Charles: I heard that Victoria girl ate Xavier's tootsie roll he's been savin to had out on trick or treat.

Ben: Man I'm jelous, i really wanted a taste!

Charles: Me too!!

by check121231234 October 20, 2010

Droop Toots

Saggy Middle-aged tits

Look at the DROOP TOOTS on that cougar!

by Marc S January 2, 2008

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

by rudog September 26, 2005

Toonsack

A Toonies worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.

Note: Toonie is a Canadian 2 dollar coin,

Drug user: Dude, I'm hurtin for a toke...mind throwin' me a toonsack?

Friend: You're god damned pathetic.

by Nick Shurben March 22, 2009