Tooba

n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.

See also...any Cheech and Chong movie

Shit, hold on motherfucker, I ain't even started to play the tooba yet.

by poopypants April 1, 2003

Tobinistic

An addiction or uncontrollable attraction to obese horrible ugly girls. This common affliction is normally enhanced by excessive amounts of alcohol.

Declan, you are pure tobinistic!

by IrishJeff January 19, 2009

Tobin

An employee who rides the bosses dick all day. When they are not dick riding, they choose to talk to all the women in the office to pretend that they are not homosexual.

Did you hear Larry was going golfing with boss tomorrow?
Yeah, he’s such a tobin, we all know he would rather be staring at those fuck boy interns asses.

by Lorenzo Von Matterhorn August 8, 2018

tooboarder

One who uses a message board too often. Alsom refers to someone without a real life or friends

That tooboarder needs to get out of the house more often

by fee November 6, 2003

Tobin

A sexual act in which one inseminates himself.

He loves it tobin style.

by Philosirapper December 19, 2016

Tobi

He is a skinny kid with a small d**k. he thinks he has a big brain but really hes a dumbbum

Have you heard of tobi Jakob looks way better than him, Also jakobs di*k is bigger.

by DZ27 November 13, 2019

Tobin

A small town kid who is the gayest piece of shit you know. He sucks his cousins cock to carry him in Fortnite, his dad beats him for wearing his free jacket, and always watches the fat kid with the yellow jacket play video games during class.

Girl: Oh look there goes Tobin bhind the local fat ass going to class.

by Tristan Jones February 27, 2019