Mask Bouncer

The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.

Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”

Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”

Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”

Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”

Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”

by Maskerator July 8, 2020

Soggy Mask

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.

Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.

by Binstep March 22, 2020

mask stick

When you have anal sex and you shit on his dick

I told him to stop and he didn't now he got a mask stick

by Dawinner January 6, 2017

Mr._.Masked

He is a memer and he does tiktok he is a a very funny person

You should follow Mr._.Masked on tiktok

by Mr._.Masked November 7, 2019

Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask

“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”

by Option 22 July 14, 2020

Death by Mask

The number of people worldwide who have died not of the coronavirus but accidentally or frighteningly because of the face mask, be it in the incorrect way they handle or wear the mask, which leads to breathing difficulty; or old or weak-hearted folks who were shocked by a masked family member, who wanted to pull a scary prank on them.

During this pandemic crisis, which is likely to be higher: death by math or death by mask?

by MathPlus July 4, 2021

Mask-erbation

When a person wears a face mask when they are alone in their car or home to prevent self infection of COVID-19.

Stephan: What's up with all these boomers wearing face masks when they are driving around by themselves?
Angelique: Apparently mask-erbation is legal in public!

by Rondeeka J April 19, 2020