FlameOn Fapping

When you pour gasoline on your dominant hand, set it a blaze, and start gapping furiously.

1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"

2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?

by WhatTheFuckLol March 2, 2016

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Fap Stash

The collection of nudes gathered from catfishing women online. A master catfisher will have a robust fap Stash.

I had no WiFi so I went to the fap Stash to J.O.

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

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Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018

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Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory

Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...

by Daddydangler the angler June 7, 2018

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Dry Fapping

The art of fapping without the use of lubrication like lotions and the like. When during climax, you aim the penis towards a container like a toilet where you can easily flush it. Using this art, you will have no cum stains everywhere and you don't need to wipe the lube off of your penis. Clean and efficient.

I use dry fapping when I don't want to make a mess.

by Shiro 白 December 12, 2019

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Fap Party

When you and a couple of friends get together to watch porn and fap to it. It is only gay if you look at each other, if not then it's perfectly not gay.

1: Y'all wanna have a Fap Party?
2: Ain't that gay?
1: Only if we look at each other.
2: Cool, cool.

by SoliquidForLife December 14, 2019

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