Drop my friends at the pool

Taking a dump. Usually several successive sh!%s (the small pebble type as opposed to the singular “Log)”

Your friends are technically being “ dropped” w: a healthy splash into the “ pool”

I’ll be out in a minute just dropping off some friends at the pool, try the men’s room. Or : “ do you have any toilet paper? I’m about to go drop my friends at the pool”

by Pro skills December 15, 2018

Drop Farage off at the coast

To drop a log, download some brownware.

I missed my train because I had to drop Farage off at the coast. It must have been the Taco bell.

by Firescientist September 1, 2022

Drop a brick down the well

To defecate, to make brownies from your brown hole, to release the poop from its cage, to go berserk, to do business on the porcelain throne, rule your kingdom.

(Texting)
1) Whatchu doing?
2) dropping a brick down the well, and ripping a hole through time and space with my ungodly farts. Wbu bro?

1) wait i'm on the toilet too let's drop a brick down the well together!

by Dog In Boat, Doggo June 21, 2023

drop off a few friends at the lake

To go take a crap/do #2/clean your colon/poop in the toilet/whatever other cliche term you want to call the expulsion of fecal matter out through your rear end as the final step of your body digesting the food you eat.

Oww, shit man it looks like I'm gonna miss part of the movie, 'cause I really need to go drop off a few friends at the lake!

by Mark H April 13, 2004

drop off sasha and malia at the pool

drop off a deuce---pinch a piping hot one. Dropping off the kids at the 'White House.'
Taking a dump.

I've got to drop off sasha and malia at the pool and then also take a mean piss.

by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009

Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009

drop a chad off at the pool

Taking a shit in a public pool.

Jabroni 1: "Hey, wanna go to the pool real quick?"
Jabroni 2: "We don't have any swimsuits though."
Jabroni 1: "What? I just wanna drop a chad off at the pool."

by NumberOneJabroni June 19, 2017