texas two step

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.

I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.

by SCL9994 November 2, 2007

Tex-ass

Tex-ass: an obnoxious and conservative Republican possessing an over-inflated sense of self-importance and historical destiny --- most often from the State of Texas --- who attempts to impose his own religious and dogma upon other individuals in society through bills and resolutions enacted in law by constitutional local, state, and federal governments.

The Tex-ass legislator began to cite out-of-context Bible scripture in defense of his anti-legal abortion legislation when he was interrupted by a female news reporter who pointed out that the Christian Bible never explicitly prohibits abortion

by ElmerGantry May 1, 2015

texas snowplow

banging a girl on all fours then kicking her arms out from underneath her causing her to get rug burns on her forehead.

My ho has rug burns on her forehead cause I was showing her the texas snowplow.

by dizzzog April 17, 2006

Texas

The bi-polar state where you'll go outside without a jacket one minute and the next minute you'll freeze your ass off.

Hey lets go outside and get a tan! Just kidding it started snowing. In Texas.

by texas=bi-polar February 11, 2010

Tejasswi prakash

Tejasswi prakash is the boss babe of bigg boss and the most loved personality. She is also the national crush . Her bold ,strong ,fierce as well as cute behaviour made everybody her fan . Audience connected with her . She gained popularity through khatro ke khiladi and had to leave it due to injury but after some time sh eparticipated in bigg boss 15 and people voted for her and she became the most deserving winner of bigg boss. She is also the G.O.A.T. of khatro ke khiladi

Tejasswi prakash is a very nice ,beautiful ,smart girl who is the G.O.A.T of khatro ke khiladi and she became the winner of bb15 along with bagging the title of boss babe of bigg boss.

by Pratik khairaati runner up 1 February 22, 2022

Texas City, Texas

Purgatory. A place that sucks so bad, you're stuck in between life and hell.

(Night time) Driving into Texas City, Texas. Is that a skyline of tall beautiful building lights covering the seashore? No. It's fucking miles and miles of oil refineries and fertilizer plants.

Living in a constant state of purgatory, with no clean smelling air and a constant threat of a hydrochloric chemical leak again. Its ok though, it will buy another football stadium or maybe a grocery store that doesn't smell like cat piss.

Am I in hell? No you're in Texas City, a place that's close to hell. But not really because there's a Starbucks.

by eatyourwords October 11, 2013

texas leaguer

A description of a weak hit in baseball that falls into the outfield just out of the reach of the infielder and just in front of the outfielder.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.

The skinny little batter could only hit Texas Leaguers.

by RexGibson August 16, 2006