Definitions by dizzzog

texas snowplow 

banging a girl on all fours then kicking her arms out from underneath her causing her to get rug burns on her forehead.

My ho has rug burns on her forehead cause I was showing her the texas snowplow.

texas snowplow by dizzzog April 17, 2006

The Beard 

when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.

Wow Bob...your wife has a better beard than mine.

The Beard by dizzzog November 8, 2003

will robinson

1. Fictional character from a 70's televison show.
2. My drunk roomate who has ADD but doesn't want to admit it.

damn will...your drunk ass is trying to 69 with yourself a again!

will robinson by dizzzog November 8, 2003