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blowjob teeth

A person has sucked dick so much their teeth are now crooked or have large gaps in their teeth.
Damn man! You seen that hot as bitch.

Yeah b. Too bad she got dem blowjob teeth.
by Dickdiddles May 30, 2018
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tethered

Being connected to the recharge cord that comes with your cell phone during a conversation, limiting your mobility.
"Yeah I wanna go have a smoke but I'm tethered right now..."
by cclaw August 5, 2008
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truth

Myth: The Truth will set you free

Fact: The Truth will get the living hell beaten out of you or perhaps worse killed.
Person: Alright, here's the truth... I lied

Person 2: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU. *beats person 1 up with a stick*
by Joe Mangento January 13, 2005
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teeth kiss

When in the throes of extreme passion, you bite/mash/
smash/press hard and/or touch your lover's teeth with your teeth. Serious sensual turn-on when implemented with a vengeance
but leaves no visible mark or damage- unlike a suck mark. Will rock him! A risky endeavor if you are a native Kentuckian or in-bred hillbilly.
"God! I love to teeth kiss Rick and mash his beautiful, white, straight, hard, shiny teeth with my orthodontically enhanced and whitened enamel-bits!"
"Teeth kiss me ruff and make me hot enuff' to do damage!"
by MiMimmmmmmm December 9, 2009
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truth

by S.W.A.P. January 29, 2009
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Truth or Dare Jenga

when your at a party and A)wasted,shitfaced B)horny C)tripping on thizz D)bored as hell! or a combo of any of these :) It involves a jenga game with a "truth" or "dare" written on each block! Just like normal jenga you take turns drawing blocks, but instead of immediatley putting them back you do the action or answer the question on it! Then you proceed to put it back on top and make that awesome and crazy tower!

If for some (odd) reason you're being a pussy and decide not to do or answer it you have to chug a beer or take shot or hit!
Some examples of Truth or dare Jengas are:
-cuddle with the person on your(left/right/across from you/closest to your age/most drunk..WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT!)

-Streak outside
-Drunk dial an ex
-Lick something
-Grope/fondel
-recieve a wedgie
-recieve a dutch oven
-trade clothes
-have people draw on you

on the other hand..some TRUTHS
-what is your favorite sex position
-tell the person you think is hottest that you do
-how many people have you had sex with
-favorite band that you don't wanna admit
-say a fear
by Du Blahst mich! November 4, 2009
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Truth Derangement Syndrome

Condition a person suffers from when they are so invested in their pro-Trump, anti-American views that they begin to behave erratically, disregard facts that expose their sire's gross incompetence, and invent fictional diagnoses to undermine the conclusions drawn by sensible people
Any person who continues to support and defend Trump after the recent traitorous statements in Helsinki surely suffers from Truth Derangement Syndrome.
by beefnasty July 18, 2018
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