Tofu Squid

The leader of the new army, also know as the Squidians. The squid lacks in size but gains in brains in wit, has the upper hand in any situation.

Beautiful, intelligent, and above all strong-willed, takes no challenge too lightly.

Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"

You have the mark of the Tofu Squid's scorn! You're as good as dead.

by tofusquid October 29, 2012

Killer Tofu J.R

Killer Tofu J.R is a magical gnarly sick lung used for smoking marijuana, Made By Justin Capon :)

RAWR Killer Tofu J.R is here and i will choke you out!

by Bizx February 12, 2009

Moist Tofu

The act of a man sticking tofu in a womens vagina while proceeding to have sex with her causing moist white cheese to secrete from her vagina.

Last night Krista asked for me to do the moist tofu with her.

by poodlewipp999 March 7, 2011

tofu

Very nummy bean curd that can be used a variety of ways. No, it's not really natural. Neither is most of the stuff we eat.

We had peppers and tofu stir-fried in hot sauce for supper.

by red_beard_neo December 21, 2003

toffee

the master and founder of ipwned, toffee has a savage silver tongues that has left many women begging for more and many men scared shitless from his acute use of sarcasm.

be afraid, be very afraid.

dxd:omg joo faggot!1!!

toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.

dxd: ...

toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.

by Thomas Xavier June 25, 2004

tofu welder

tofu welder a hardcore hippy type person who has rissen above the rank of yougurt weaver and mostly ingages in pointless evnvironmental projects or abnormal spiritual activities.

tofu welder Type of person who teaches digeredo relaxation techniques or possibly opperates a gong bath at festivals. these people can sometimes be found trying to protect lesser spotted earthworms from a site of no importance. these people also rides bikes and and hate all car drivers.

by cornish pete October 25, 2007

tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.

by Jamal May 13, 2005