timmed

To be timmed means you have gotten your daily fix from Tim Horton's, usually coffee.

John refused his co-worker's offer of bland office coffee, he got timmed on the way to work.

by Theresa1120 July 24, 2006

timmy

timmy skuxx person with a BIG COCK not retard as all the woman,girls,and is name the skuxx big fucker with a big dick all woman love it timmy is so funny nd is skuxx sex machine

girl,i want timmy to fuck me
girl2,me to because is so HOT nd as a big dick
girl,i know i love it timmy skuxx big cock lol

by T-REXIE May 13, 2011

Timmy Tuck

Its when a middle eastern guy, buts his nuts in between his legs and tries to look like Rosie O' Donnell. (Usually a fat middle eastern guy)

Bin Laden: Do a timmy tuck! allalalalalalalalal

by Timmy Amalibia October 13, 2006

TIMMISM

Timmy is so sexy according to the guru of Hobo

Felix:Timmy you are sosexy.
Timmy:youare soobeautifool

by tim November 22, 2004

Timmy Tiger

Although Timmy Tigers obsess about dumb things, like their hair and their black girl lips, they are some of the most genuine tigers in the world! Only Timmy Tigers can mate with Becky Bears, unlike any other tigers. And they also posess opposable thumbs.

Woah, did you see that Timmy Tiger over there?
Yeah, he was combing his hair again. AGAIN.

by Becky Bear March 8, 2009

lucy timmermans

is wonderful,amazing,pretty and is stir crazy!she once tried to persuade teachers to introduce a firemans pole instead of stairs...honestly! she adores artichokes,sheep and Hello kitty.The amazing girl can fly don't you know? SHE(lucy)hates green in all shades.

I was born in Tooting!!!
artichokes rule
is it because i is green...
do i look fetching!!!!
the uninvisale christmas tree.....(the good times!)

by booo September 15, 2004

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.

My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.

by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012