Tessa

My bitch cousin who wants to fuck any and all y'all Nebraskan boizzzzzz

A Tessa: "Find me a man I need to get my jimmies rustled"
Me: Fuck off

by Graceful Swan December 28, 2017

Tessa

Annoying and tired to hard to get attention

Man that girl is such a Tessa

by Mqjayhaw May 24, 2016

Get tessie’d

When your man leaves you cause hes gay

God he’s gonna leave me for Jeremy!
LMAO get tessie’d

by Jessers8 October 26, 2022

Tessa

Name of a white girl who gets too turnt too quick

Tessa got to turnt and passed out by 11 on homecoming night

by Tmerminod January 26, 2015

Tessa

A skanky hoe who smells like a fishy in the sea 🐠

Person1: I smell fish

Person2: it’s TESSA RUN

by Oofer 69 February 20, 2019

Tessa

a dipshit friend who makes you feel bad most of the time

that girl is such a Tessa

by sexyguy1128 September 23, 2014

Tessitore

Italian, Vital Function Parasite, A big glob of shit that; instead of taking the regular course down and out, it instead moves up, strangling as many vital and necessary parts and functions as it can.

Hey Jimmy, I heard a bunch of Iraq contractors are suffering from a Tessitore. The big piece of shit just keeps moving up on them strangling every vital function it encounters.

Yea Allan, I knew a bunch of guys at the Ice Company in Jacksonville who suffered for years with Tessitore. Like other parasites it seems to be a nuisance at first and then grows until it strangles its host from the inside out.

by Wayne Hargraves May 16, 2008