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The Croydon steamer

1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.

2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)

3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.

4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.

5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand

6. Make deep and passionate love to her.

7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
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by tobyornot August 12, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer

To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.
by Philip Saurman April 17, 2005
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British Steamer

The act of defecation into somebody's mouth.
Tucker took off his pants and underwear, squatted over Corey's open mouth and gave him a British Steamer.

It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
by Mustaf Arad Apyur Poupr September 29, 2005
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albany steamer

like the cleveland one but when u shit on a girl's chest, u also cum, piss, n vomit too.
I gave that bitch the albany steamer last night.
by Big Dick Dudley February 25, 2008
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Arkansas Steamer

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.
An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.
by The Compost Man March 4, 2009
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Steiner

A tiny, overexcited being that will ruin the most perfect of days.
"My day was perfect until I encountered a Steiner."

"Oh fuck, a steiner. RUN!"
by Sharudith November 13, 2007
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carpet steamer

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