Status Anxiety

The fear experienced of posting a status update on Facebook, and worrying about if anyone will comment.

Paris was so desperate for attention, she had Status Anxiety every time she posted a comment

by wagyubeef February 5, 2010

Dream stans

people who are obsessed with a man who runs from his friends and also goes after anyone dream has beef with.

Im no dream stan! Just because i have a dream skin doesn't mean im a stan! Just because i have made fanfics about dream x george doesn't mean im a stan like those other dream stans you no life!

by 11 year old February 16, 2021

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

no status

n.; the state of someone who is not sweet; someone who does not possess bro status or G status.

Guy #1: "I'm gonna do homework instead of hitting up the party."
Guy #2: "Dude...no status."

by Col. Hans Landa September 28, 2011

Loss of status

When someone does something unrespectable and loses status points as a result

person 1: "yo you heard dre made out with loni at the new years party"
person 2: "loss of status: Confirmed"

by abcdefgadsjfalsjdfl January 1, 2009

Dead Status

When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.

____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D

^ 8 people like this

Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD

(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)

Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)

by jomama217 January 5, 2011

stangs

Making a round of drug deals.

Hey man, I'll brb, I gotta hit up some stangs

by Ali February 24, 2005