Stalemate

Stalemate

The time when you are taking a dump and your shit won’t go forward (out) and won’t return from where it came from (in)The stalemate is the point of the dump which is a respite from the excruciating pain and the long awaited release, and subsequent relief.

This dump is so hard that it won’t come out or go back in, it has now become a stalemate.

by Bigedy bouy October 14, 2020

stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,

"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,

by Stale Queef November 19, 2020

satledoof

a sophisticated clean version of nigga

maybe you would get some female dogs on your buttox if she stopped having intercourse with that brain surgeon. satledoof

by no god please no no.. no ..NO! January 19, 2021

Stale

A word used to describe a person or situation that is negative towards you

Alex: I can’t come tonight boys my mum is making me stay in

Harvey: that’s stale

by GoCreatureMode February 9, 2021

Stale

A word used to describe a bad situation or someone who may give off negative vibes

Lawson: I can’t come chill bean tonight my mum is making me stay in
Boys: that’s stale

by GoCreatureMode February 9, 2021

Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021