splingter

The little springs that are behind doors, so they stop before they hit the wall. I don't care if this isn't what they are actually called, this is the name now.

My cat keeps playing with the splingter and it's hurting my head

by quardishin March 10, 2023

splinker

a derogatory name for a person who does improv

Person 1: I don’t like Jake, he’s such a splinker.
Person 2: Woah dude, you can’t say that!

by jonahthefly January 29, 2024

Splinker

A slur used to describe college students who partake in improv.

Hey guys I can’t believe JSchlatt called us all splinkers.

by 7upinacup January 29, 2024

Splinter

Four or more turtles

Person 1:Look at that a splinter of turtles
Person 2: wow I've never seen that in the wild

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026

banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

oral spinkter

A blowjob from the mouth using the lips

I was with my date last night and the oral spinkter was great! Never cum Soo hard in my life!

by Blue scrotum May 25, 2022