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southern wanker

An opinionated gobshite who posts various derogatory definitions of people from the North of England on the Urban Dictionary website.
"That Paolo Beardini is probably just another southern wanker with a chip on his shoulder"
by Wyrm July 30, 2007
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Simply Southern

A southern prep brand that's mostly worn in the south,

It's really noticeable With the bright pastel colors.
With simply southern on the back. Mostly it's like the only thing in girls closet.
Sarah: I just got a new simply southern shirt
Harleyann: oh no I have the same one.
by typical.blvck.girl November 9, 2015
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twin valley south

a school filled with a bunch of thots and bitches that show there camel toe 24/7 . filled with a bunch of hicks that date there cousins . population : probably 1,000 because it's a small ass town and girls who take it up the ass for fun . everything happens at smith park....
Me: I want to just have a one night stand but I don't know where to find a girl that shows off like that.

Friend : Just go to Twin Valley South and you'll find all kinds there.
by Rachael Dale January 26, 2017
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Southern Rock

Born in the 1970's, southern rock harnest a perfect blend of southern additude and all that is rock 'n' roll. A southern rock band must have at least 3 guitars. The songs must contain lyrics about heartache, booze, a southern state or any combonation of the three. The "Southern Rock" life style requires you to be physicly out of shape and have the ability to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels by yourself.
by Edward N. June 2, 2005
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Southern Lax Bro

A southern lax bro is basically the same concept as your traditional lax bro (Lax pennies, board shorts, O.A.R., weed, babes) with a few southern attributes. Southern lax bros tend to chew and dip, drive pickup-trucks or jeep wranglers, and enjoy the occasional cigar.
James: Dude that lax bro must be from the south, he's chewing and driving a wrangler.

Rob: Definitely a southern lax bro.
by southernboy December 16, 2009
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Southern Footsie

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.
Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.
by Bazooman September 6, 2010
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Southern Hibiscus

Baby let me get a whiff of that sweet southern hibiscus
by Whorticulturist March 13, 2021
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