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The Smooth Cheddar Attack

A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.
Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?

About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.
by Big chees3 September 18, 2013
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going smooth

Something Marines yell when they load letter head into the printer.
GOING SMOOTH!!!. Yells the Cpl
by sardonica138 August 14, 2006
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ass smooth

Something in a coherent whole. Mainly a collection of some sort or a group of somewhat relative things.

Often used to brag about a fancy, but pointless, bunch of stuff someone has, but can also be used as an alternative to words like pretty, hot, etc.
by Arnas September 25, 2010
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out smooth

When two people who are equally smooth (fly, fresh etc...) and one of them tries to out do the other, by means of showing off new gear (clothing, sneakers, accessories, etc...)
Yo i gotta go home and change, damn son why you always trying to out smooth me
by ProblemChild0 October 23, 2009
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Lam Smooth

Tried in an asian way but failed.
Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.
by That niggah November 21, 2009
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Bossman Smooth

The smoothest criminal ever.
They typically lead an organization of mobsters and have lots of gun's,cash, and dope.
They're a very fair boss to work for.
Bossman Smooth: Make sure Joey isn't seen again.
Mobster: Understood.
Bossman Smooth: Here, Take my ferrari
Mobster:Thanks Bossman Smooth
by Bossman Smooth January 19, 2012
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flips smooth out

actscrazy, goes nuts, behaves like they have lost their mind
My baby is experiencing separation anxiety. When I leave the room she flips smooth out and starts screaming like its the end of the world.

My Mom saw my report card and flipped smooth out because I got an F. She started taking away all my stuff xbox, my phone, my shoes, my bed.....
by Meangirl#3 November 6, 2012
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