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To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.
1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.

2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.

3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.

4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet.
skeet by Smore Hunter April 4, 2005

leet skeet

leet x 2= leet skeet

see leet for further info

super leet
leet x 2=leet skeet
headshot through wall/block + zero hacks= leet skeet
leet skeet by Mr.L337 April 16, 2005

Skeeters 

Those stretchy little pants that girls try to wear as real pants, but aren't actually pants at all.
Camilla, why don't you put something on over those skeeters. You look like a ho.
Skeeters by LouX42 February 24, 2010

skeeter valentine 

A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.
Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?

Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine

Skeet Shooting 

When you're hitting a girl from behind (be it doggie style or anus) and just before climax you remove your meat from selected orifice (preferably anus) and drop your load (aka skeet) on her back. Then piss (aka shoot) selected load droplets off her back. For style and safety we recommend a shooting jacket, goggles, hearing protection, and well-trained beagle.
"I went skeet shooting with Rebecca last night."

"Oh yeah, how'd you do?"

"I would have hit them all but I ran out of piss."
Skeet Shooting by Sharpshooter10 August 20, 2009

skeet skeet bitch 

a female with no class, a bitch who has skeet on her face
you're a skeet skeet bitch, hoe. you will never have as much class as me.
skeet skeet bitch by bbangs October 15, 2008