Shludemy

A self-righteous alcoholic and gambling addict who insists he’s “above” saying the word *shlud* because it’s immature, when it reality he is much worse than Shlud in every single way.

Shludemy: "It's just SHIT. Why would you even say that? You're wasting your life.
Everyone: "You are worse than shlud.

by shludlover August 27, 2025

Shludlover

Shludlover is the siege name of one of the best siege players of all time Anshlud. Unmatched with his 0.3 KD he could sell any game even in a 5 v 1, he would throw a C4 at his whole team accidently and ruin the game.

Siegeplayer1: "Shludlover you sold the game."

by shludlover August 28, 2025

Shludemy Academy

An Academy for people with Asp Burgers run by Shludemy. Shludemy Academy teaches people who are ill in the head how to live normal lives.

Did you go to Shludemy Academy or a normal school?

by Sickinthesheb September 7, 2025

shluckle

a fucking slur for those nasty ass aliens

those fucking shluckles are invading us!!

by slurmaker6741 November 14, 2025

Shlubb

1.The guy in the friend group who gets all the shit. This guy uses lip pillows at the nearest foreshore and enjoys any nicotine products

2. Alternativly shlubb is anything you can find and put in a sandwich

1. Get a grip shlubb, you need to quit snus

2. Imma make my shlubb

by Swigofturt January 2, 2026

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

Quack SHLURP

Like duck butter, except a more discreet way of saying it.

Man my quack shlurp was dripping all the way down my leg after that Chloe Ting workout.

by Hisoka chan August 16, 2020