shlongcrete

Combines shlong and concrete.

Hard penis.

S/he makes me shlongcrete.
I was walking around with shlongcrete in my pants.

by ffry444 March 21, 2020

Shlongk

When a penis is so large (see shlong) that dropping it onto a surface produces an audible noise, a shlongk is the noise made by said action.

Troy: “I don’t believe it, there’s no way you have a 14 inch wang!”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”

by Oogabunga April 11, 2020

Shlonginator

The biggest of all penis. The mega dong. If you have this you are a god among men.

Joe *dang his pants are bulging he must have a shlonginator*

by DontBeAPedophile May 6, 2020

Shlorkey

A word with no meaning used to confuse people.

Your hair is really shlorkey today. (Or) Stop it with your shlorkery.

by Shlorkey guy May 22, 2020

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020

SCHLORGENMEAT

grandads imortal fetus launching fettish

Graandad sure is addicted to SCHLORGENMEAT

by milkdud gigglestompus June 19, 2020

Shlong

A shlong is a penis

My boyfriend has a really big shlong

by Doggereywg July 13, 2020