hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

by Bobby October 13, 2003

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bum shandy

Enema. Called this due to the aftermath rather resembling the above drink.

"Poor old Ethel. She was so bunged up the nurse had to suffer two bum shandy's 'till she was clear.

by WaterBoy June 19, 2006

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ham shandy

A term used by mistaken people who actually mean 'hand shandy'. They've probably gone through their whole life saying it wrong, as it sounds similar in conversation.

- I just had a ham shandy
- Really, a hand shandy?
- Yeah!
- Great stuff

by Serfer January 29, 2010

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shawdy

a man should be taller than his gurl/boo/baby mama/gurlfriend....
so he calls the gurl 'shawdy'...shorty

chea...x

Shawdy wassup wiff ya..??..

by L-dizzle baebee January 6, 2009

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Words use arises from an oddly named and still standing 18th century mill in the Town of Dewsbury in West Yorkshire, UK. Shoddy & Mungo Ltd. This mill used to be involved with 'Worsted' this is the cheapest and worst to deal with hence its name form of woollen product. The name shoddy was forever more connected with the worst of the industries business.

Locally and Nationally people also use it as a way of describing ones state when one is high from smoking biftas

"that is just shoddy workmanship"
"I am feeling a bit shoddy"

by xqizit chez May 12, 2003

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