Seanicosis

The disorder of being so dark-skinned that your penis is too black to masturbate in the dark.

Guy: Damn yesterday I lost my dick in the dark due to my Seanicosis. My doctor prescribed a black light to help with this problem.

by The Urban Doctor February 7, 2014

sean brown

An oilfield man that can no longer function properly, due to the fact his brains are blended up mashed potatoes, gravy, and peas / carrots.

That guy looks extremely lost all the time, must be Sean Browned in the dome.

by KingJames623 April 23, 2017

sean mccune

An idiot who acts like he knows everything but really is an insecure Jackoff. Also known as idiotus seanmeansue.

Dude, Sean Mccune is so stupid, I'm surprised he made it through kindergarten!

by ourladyofsorrows.exe August 10, 2017

sean kim

A guy whos says hes homeless and begs for food. Plays fortnite too. Don't give him food.

Omg what a homeless person. He acts like sean kim.

by ImJustALonelyKid May 10, 2018

Sean

Sean's are basically dictionaries of the entire world. You can ask your Sean anything and he will know it for sure. Sean's are always level headed, they never get upset. Sean's can learn any skill, give them 1 hour to upload it. Sean's are very tech savvy, so savvy it will make all the women excessively wet. The romantic words Sean will say to you will make you so horny afterwards you'll be wet for hours after talking to a Sean.

Sean's are the only one for me, noone has a romance with words like a Sean.

by Chickenrfriends858292 October 11, 2021

sean connery

you the man now dog

by king phil April 2, 2003

Sean

v. to fuck someone on a Trampoline...

"Dude I Seaned A Girl Last Night! We Bounced Pretty High!"

by To Be Or Not To Be... Seaned May 8, 2009