scroconut

n. a dude’s ballsack; v. male orgasm assisted by squeezing his nuts

Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.

by Jerry.g.g April 4, 2019

scorchdick

Oral sex with Siracha sauce on the penis

The secret to a successful marriage is having scorchdick on taco tuesdays!

by Goodfella joe May 6, 2019

scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

by frecklemonster June 8, 2019

Scorcher1601

The master of DarkHumor

Scorcher1601 said "how many babies does it take to paint a wall....depends on how hard you throw them"

by Scorcher1601 July 7, 2019

Scrotch

When you need to scratch your crotch.

I need to scrotch.

by Batmanbatmanbatmanbatmanbatman August 5, 2019

Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

Scronch

To destroy or kill somemething

oh no they have scronched my Pizza

by on noes September 9, 2019