Squad screening

When 2 or more people simultaneously and intentionally start watching a movie or series together (e.g. as a form of spending time together) even though they are not in the same house, city or country

Last night my friend and I were squad screening a movie when my power went out and then she stopped watching too so we could both catch up at the same time when my power went back on again…

by ZoëK October 31, 2023

Keep on Screwing

This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.

Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!

Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!

(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).

Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)

Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!

Charlie She looks like my mummy.

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

Screaming meemies

When you eat something bad and your shit explodes out of your asshole and gets everywhere

I went to Mexico an got the Screaming Meemies

by TedeMndhb January 17, 2011

screaming starfish

When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.

The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.

by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010

Screaming Ass

Rhode Island-based musical group based around the recently-created "shitcore" style of metal. Has gained a small following over the internet.

Screaming Ass is the greatest fucking band in history. Fact.

by C4 November 30, 2003

screaming eagle

sexual activity involving 1 girl and 4 guys, cocks go in both hands, in her mouth and 1 in the shitter

ben: coming to do the screaming eagle on sianna

mat: for sure we'll get hutchi and ash

by Jeffy2# August 28, 2007

Screaming Mime

When you are having sex with a girl and she is being quiet, you take your penis and give her anal unexpectedly. Causing her to scream.

When the girl was being quiet I decided to give her a screaming mime.

by J-Savior September 8, 2011