samuel stevens

The coolest guy in the world. If you ever see him, say hi and give him 1000000000 dollars. He has a big one and loves girls.

LOOK!!! THERE IS SAMUEL STEVENS!!!! HE IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

samuel stevens by [e-mail] May 4, 2023

Samuel Hayden 

A Character from the Doom Universe known for giving you things to help you on your journey... or trying to stop you from blowing a hole on the surface of mars and failing miserably

Samuel Hayden: You can't just blow a hole on the surface of mars...

*not even 30 minutes later,

A Marine operating on Phobos: Well minutes ago, the slayer proceeded to take my rifle, then I heard someone running past me, next thing I know is that there's a hole one the surface of mars...

Samuel Hayden by Owl Man May 9, 2020

Samuel L. Jackson 

1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.

"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."

Samuel L. Jackson by Maggy June 13, 2003

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson 

a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson by Holden_Makok August 17, 2009

Samuel Dimovski 

He is so fucking fat and he doesnt wash his balls

Bro have u seen how fat samuel dimovski is

Samuel Dimovski by Bchckgxktzkyzjgzjf, April 6, 2022

samuel jackson 

Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!

Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?

samuel jackson by wOOtsauce September 1, 2005

Samuel Jackson 

The NEW Chuck Norris,
The L. Stands for MUTHA FUCKIN!!

Samuel Jackson AKA SAMUEL MUTHA FUCKIN JACKSON Starred in Mutha Fuckin Snakes On A mutha FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!

Samuel Jackson by SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! August 20, 2006