Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.

DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!

by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007

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Midnight snack

The time your dumbass refused to eat dinner and then your suddenly hungry in the middle of the night. Midnight snack time is magical because for some reason everything you do, makes a noise louder than the Big Bang.

I was just writing the definition for Midnight Snack at 2:34am when I became hungry. So I got out of my bed and then the second I touched the cold wooden floor, that shit just made a sound louder than the Big Bang. Then when I got to my door, my mom had the belt in her left hand and slipper in her right.

by it cant be November 24, 2020

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bread snack

A small meal (not breakfast, lunch or dinner) of plain bread - neither toasted nor dressed with other items or even condiments.

H: Hey man, I'm starving. Want to grab some tacos before the movie?
R: Nah, thanks. I had a bread snack. I'll just eat afterward.

by pzest12 January 22, 2014

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the snick snack

(n): A supervillian who hates blueberries to the core. He destroys them alongside his partner, who is secretly a murderer. His only crime is torturing blueberries, so he's not that bad. He also owns a bakery, and his catchphrase is "Hakuna your own matatas."

Jim: Where the heck deck are the blueberries
Me: Frickity frack, the snick snack is back!
The Snick Snack: BLUEBERRIES

by Sir Baguette von Ballsack December 3, 2018

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Double-sided Scooby snack

Sex move that requires two guys and one girl. The Two guys dress up as Scooby doo, and the girl as shaggy. The girl lays down on her side. One guy fucks her in the pussy and the other in the ass, hence double-sided Scooby snack.

Me and my friend gio did the double-sided Scooby snack to this girl named Jenna.

by Riley K. #10 May 9, 2014

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