Slap the Ham

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.

Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.

by hamslapper March 3, 2015

Slap your shit

A last attempt ultimatum-like phrase to completely silence a group or individual, when all else fails to

DUDE SHUT THE HELL UP OR I WILL SLAP YOUR SHIT

-utter silence-

by NotMattMeyer August 3, 2010

Slap ass day

Taken or not be prepared to get your ass slapped or grabbed all Month of October!!👻

“Yo I jus grabbed jasmines ass it’s national slap ass day”

by your local baddie October 1, 2019

Slap You SIlly

Meaning I'll slap the f*ck out of you until you're dizzy.

Boy: I swear to you I didn't cheat on you!
Girl: Don't lie to me bitch I ought to slap you silly.

by Shaya CUH June 26, 2020

Slap Happy

when you are extremely tired (like if you stay up 'till 1 or 2 in the morning) and everything makes you laugh

molly says "OMG!!! THERES A ZIT ON MY NOSE!!! AHH IM GUNA DIE!!!" David starts laughing histerically at that statement. David is "Slap Happy"

by CraZy aZN dUDe August 3, 2005

slap jawed faggot

Somewhat commonly misheard line from Predator, Slack jawed faggot, due to the amount of tobacco in Blain's mouth combined with other noise in the scene and less than great audio quality.

Don't you just hate people who misquote that famous line from Predator as slap jawed faggot?

(From the script of the movie Predator)

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

by Chrisgbk May 1, 2007

slap the nasty

Basicly any sexual act. Normally used when the sexual act isn't clear.

I heard him and Kate slapping the nasty last night

Damn, you're sweaty, have you been slapping the nasty?

He likes to slap the nasty with cherry-flavored lubricant.

by Baby Gloomi April 24, 2006