Samuel Marquez: I bought my pokimane the entirety of Epstein island.
Literally everyone: Ur a god damn simp presidente.
Literally everyone: Ur a god damn simp presidente.
by Faerus September 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Just an retard thinking hes gonna have every singe girl wanting him if they help out on whatever they ask them to do.
by IPrince May 15, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by Carlton Davis January 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Some one who invites you to a call just to complain about how about how a girl has been playing him. But then proceeds to be her best friends and share everything you and the boys were talking about.
Look at him. He's literary her foot mat just for the pipe.
When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!
When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!
by A true Uchiha April 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Angel yo your a fucking simp
by Trhagbejan August 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 